The Things He Said
One day Big Brother asked me while I was driving,
"Mom, what's a skinny old woman?"
Me: Huh..... (Why always ask me this kinda questions!!)
(with a sigh I continued) You tell me, is a skinny old woman young?
Me: Then fat?
Me: Is it a man?
Me: There! A skinny old woman lo! I don't understand your question you know!
Him: Mummy! A skinny old woman is someone that is straight down (meaning no curves), with white hair and has a lot of wrinkles on the skin!
I was stunned for a while, I finally realised he was asking for a visual answer!!